British Summer Limerick Style

I decided to write about the British Summer in four limericks here.

Because it is a joke. 

(If you're British You'll know what I mean)

Enjoy! 

The sun's shining bright

Our big burning ball of light

Opportunity's thin

This is a rare thing

Today barbecue; then party tonight

Go shopping for food and fuel

Pushing and shoving; a duel

Those fresh sausages are mine

You can have those there in brine

Get to the tinned aisle you idiot fool

Now it's time to pick up the booze

This is a fight, a race I can't lose

Nobody's willing to share

When the shelves are near bare

Glad I'm wearing my running shoes

Back at home at long last

It seemed ages but was fast

I've got a pain in my brain

Through the window I see rain

Summer's already a thing of the past

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